Random and contradictious

Jun 04

Aficionado of the Underrated and Unconventional: IMPORTANT PLEASE READ!! →

edman93:

If studying-lgbtq-people inboxes you asking to take part in questions about LGBTQ people “to help her understand” DO NOT DO IT. It is Sophie M Herold, the girl from Germany who attacks LGBTQ people and outs them to others. She is transphobic, homophobic and one of the sickest…

Jun 03

Reblog this and go on your page



Who Ever Made This.
YOU’RE A GENIUS

like my 30th time rebloggin , ilove this :D lol

oh my gawddd <3

lol

been waiting for this omg

Jun 03
blackknightgargie:

I am Forsaken Vengeance

Illegal Soldier
nice OuO

blackknightgargie:

I am Forsaken Vengeance

Illegal Soldier

nice OuO

Jun 03
blackknightgargie:

FAIL!!
Jun 01
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

unlimitedobsessions:

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS NOW AND GET IT ON THEIR BLOG. 

 #If you don’t reblog this I have no respect for you #Seriously

May 30
Nope. it&#8217;s the other way around XD

Nope. it’s the other way around XD

May 29
SOoooooooooooooo
There&#8217;s another contest on FB, but this time it&#8217;s with Art to play, another manga group thing ( I never get the name XP). And this time it&#8217;s Lara Croft the subject of the contest, so I made a mix with Lara and Angry Birds, and it makes &#8220;Lara Croft and the Holy egg&#8221; :D

SOoooooooooooooo

There’s another contest on FB, but this time it’s with Art to play, another manga group thing ( I never get the name XP). And this time it’s Lara Croft the subject of the contest, so I made a mix with Lara and Angry Birds, and it makes “Lara Croft and the Holy egg” :D

May 28
thatsqualitystuff:

smokeporch:

GIRLS ONLY, jk kinda!

Just shaking my cock.
May 27
alphamano:

mouss-e:

somepinkfluffy-dinosaur:

‎”THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. it may save a life.) Reblog this!
  It seems that alot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such asituation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world. THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONG…FYI - Through a rapist’s eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle.They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.6] Number three is public restrooms.7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.———————————————————————————————————————————-POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk:can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.
 2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow andarmpit or in the upper inner thigh - HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told ourinstructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without usingmuch pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feellittle silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.——————————————————————————————————————————-FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….I know you are smart enough to know these pointers but there will be some, where you will go “hmm I must remember that” After reading forward it to someone you care about, never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans&#160;: if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/orpurse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE. 
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may behiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.) 
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.  
Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.If u have a heart or compassion reblog this post.‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.
 REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOWATLEAST PEOPLES WILL KNOW WATS GOIN IN THIS WORLD.So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.I hope you all will Reblog. Lets See how many of you really care for this. 

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT NOT REBLOGGING THIS! IT COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.

Read this, please

alphamano:

mouss-e:

somepinkfluffy-dinosaur:

‎”THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. it may save a life.) Reblog this!

  
It seems that alot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such a
situation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world. THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONG…

FYI - Through a rapist’s eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:



1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle.
They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

———————————————————————————————————————————-

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:


1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk:
can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

 
2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would 
not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and
armpit or in the upper inner thigh - HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our
instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using
much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel
little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

——————————————————————————————————————————-

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

I know you are smart enough to know these pointers but there will be some, where you will go “hmm I must remember that” After reading forward it to someone you care about, never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.


1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or
purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.
 

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be
hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .
b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
 

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
  

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.


If u have a heart or compassion reblog this post.
‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

 
REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW
ATLEAST PEOPLES WILL KNOW WATS GOIN IN THIS WORLD.
So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.
I hope you all will Reblog. Lets See how many of you really care for this.

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT NOT REBLOGGING THIS! IT COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.

Read this, please

May 26
pennythewitchling:

ask-marceline-vampire-queen:

jimmygotgrove:

ask-thefirst-ler:

gluttony-or-greed:

sonitusvir:

japaneseicecreamtruck:

captainshenanigans:

Meghan has been known to block gravitic pulses and deflect them toward a distant area. Additionally, she can make chickens appear from nowhere and she developed the talent to take control of computers. Meghan has mastered the ability to confuse the fears of an antagonist and she has learned to make duplicates of herself. She is protected from damage by an energy barrier. Lamentably, Meghan is deathly afraid of dolphins.
I CAN TAKE CONTROL OF COMPUTERS
OH THIS IS PERFECT 

Tori is able to transform water into diamond. She also displays all of the powers and talents of a yak and she developed the talent to transform any puppet into sand. Tori lords over a swarm of squids and she conquers combatants using a death-dealing morningstar that can force enemies to run home and cry to mama. Additionally, she can create cloth out of thin air. Tragically, Tori is especially vulnerable to string-based attacks.…What did I just read.

Sonitus fights with an accurate quarterstaff. It likewise wades into combat wielding a magical bundle of spikes that also grants a breathtaking skill at searching and it has the power to communicate with salamanders from a distance. Sonitus can hurl deadly radiation from its sword in a field around itself and it has developed an impressive set of useful gadgets. Also, it possesses the power to take control of humans.  Unfortunately, Sonitus is notorious for being kind of an asshole.
Fucking Radical.

(( Gluttony developed the talent to copy the size of his attackers. Also, he can sculpt and mold all corbomite with a thought and he has mastered the ability to block dazzling illumination and deflect them toward a single enemy, however only while in pain. Gluttony has the ability to become immovable and he possesses the power to skim the memories of others. Sadly, Gluttony suffers from being stupid.
suffers from being stupid.
I’M FUCKING DYING OVER HERE ))

[[Firstler has been known to deflect psionic death. He also possesses the power to launch javelins from his trained bull toward a single adversary and he can spin like a whirlwind. Firstler has been known to become invisible, but never when scared. He conquers rivals wielding a devastating pistol that also grants an exceptional bundle of tools and he has learned to confuse the strategies of an assailant. Firstler developed the talent to absorb the damage from starvation and redirect it against any enemy in sight and he brandishes a destructive shotgun. Terribly, Firstler is notorious for being weak.
I’M LAUGHING TOO MUCH
EVERYTHING HURTS!
HOLY SHIT-SADKAHSIDOGYASUD]]

jillianne battles combatants using a frightening sword. She likewise has mastered the ability to read the memories of others and she is able to make foxes appear from nowhere. jillianne possesses the power to throw dazzling illumination from her bracers against a series of attackers and she developed the talent to transform any cow into an elephant, but can only do so once a year. She also lords over a assortment of antelopes. Tragically, jillianne takes harm from exposure to mental energy.  o.o … ASDFGHJKLLLLLLLLLLLLBHJHYUIJHYGYTGHJ :OOOOOOO …  

Treasure can levitate through the air. Additionally, she can absorb the damage from energy-based attacks and redirect it toward a single antagonist, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Treasure possesses the power to force people to drop all possessions and she rides a mind-blowing car into battle. She likewise has learned to transform corbomite into magic, however doing so makes her unable to see villans for five minutes. Treasure wrangles with combatants wielding a wicked crossbow and she has the power to make lions appear from nowhere. She has a reputation for a utility belt that always comes in handy. Treasure has the ability to become incorporeal and she has been known to communicate with grues from a distance, but only during a new moon. She also has been known to run to a microscopic world using an awesome pair of boots, but can only do so once an hour. Treasure wages war with a dangerous trained wolf made from water and she developed the talent to make duplicates of herself. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to erase the memories of others and she is able to deflect death rays.
I AM THE ULTIMATE SUPERHERO BITCHES!!!

(( Brielle has the power to rocket from rooftop to rooftop. Also, she is able to transform magic into air and she possesses the power to make lynxes appear from nowhere. Brielle has the power to confuse the emotions of an assailant and she has been known to view distant locations with her mind. She likewise has inherited all of the powers and talents of a jellyfish. Shamefully, Brielle takes harm from exposure to gold.
THE POWERS AND TALENTS OF A JELLY FISH.
OF A JELLY FISH.
OF A FUCKING JELLY FISH.
That’s all I need right there. ))

Valérie has learned to spin like a whirlwind. She also attacks wielding a toxic pattern of fangs that also grants a bizarre luck and she can cause her combatants to become unable to smell, however never in the presence of a parrot. Valérie has been known to leap to hell using a marvelous minivan and she is able to create shadow out of thin air. Additionally, she rides an impressive helicopter into battle and she is protected from damage by alien technology. Tragically, Valérie is deathly afraid of cows.
LOL!!!!!! I&#8217;M AFRAID OF COWS XD!!!!

pennythewitchling:

ask-marceline-vampire-queen:

jimmygotgrove:

ask-thefirst-ler:

gluttony-or-greed:

sonitusvir:

japaneseicecreamtruck:

captainshenanigans:

Meghan has been known to block gravitic pulses and deflect them toward a distant area. Additionally, she can make chickens appear from nowhere and she developed the talent to take control of computers. Meghan has mastered the ability to confuse the fears of an antagonist and she has learned to make duplicates of herself. She is protected from damage by an energy barrier. Lamentably, Meghan is deathly afraid of dolphins.

I CAN TAKE CONTROL OF COMPUTERS

OH THIS IS PERFECT 

Tori is able to transform water into diamond. She also displays all of the powers and talents of a yak and she developed the talent to transform any puppet into sand. Tori lords over a swarm of squids and she conquers combatants using a death-dealing morningstar that can force enemies to run home and cry to mama. Additionally, she can create cloth out of thin air. Tragically, Tori is especially vulnerable to string-based attacks.

…What did I just read.

Sonitus fights with an accurate quarterstaff. It likewise wades into combat wielding a magical bundle of spikes that also grants a breathtaking skill at searching and it has the power to communicate with salamanders from a distance. Sonitus can hurl deadly radiation from its sword in a field around itself and it has developed an impressive set of useful gadgets. Also, it possesses the power to take control of humans. Unfortunately, Sonitus is notorious for being kind of an asshole.

Fucking Radical.

(( Gluttony developed the talent to copy the size of his attackers. Also, he can sculpt and mold all corbomite with a thought and he has mastered the ability to block dazzling illumination and deflect them toward a single enemy, however only while in pain. Gluttony has the ability to become immovable and he possesses the power to skim the memories of others. Sadly, Gluttony suffers from being stupid.

suffers from being stupid.

I’M FUCKING DYING OVER HERE ))

[[Firstler has been known to deflect psionic death. He also possesses the power to launch javelins from his trained bull toward a single adversary and he can spin like a whirlwind. Firstler has been known to become invisible, but never when scared. He conquers rivals wielding a devastating pistol that also grants an exceptional bundle of tools and he has learned to confuse the strategies of an assailant. Firstler developed the talent to absorb the damage from starvation and redirect it against any enemy in sight and he brandishes a destructive shotgun. Terribly, Firstler is notorious for being weak.

I’M LAUGHING TOO MUCH

EVERYTHING HURTS!

HOLY SHIT-SADKAHSIDOGYASUD]]


jillianne battles combatants using a frightening sword. She likewise has mastered the ability to read the memories of others and she is able to make foxes appear from nowhere. jillianne possesses the power to throw dazzling illumination from her bracers against a series of attackers and she developed the talent to transform any cow into an elephant, but can only do so once a year. She also lords over a assortment of antelopes. Tragically, jillianne takes harm from exposure to mental energy.  o.o … ASDFGHJKLLLLLLLLLLLLBHJHYUIJHYGYTGHJ :OOOOOOO …  


Treasure can levitate through the air. Additionally, she can absorb the damage from energy-based attacks and redirect it toward a single antagonist, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Treasure possesses the power to force people to drop all possessions and she rides a mind-blowing car into battle. She likewise has learned to transform corbomite into magic, however doing so makes her unable to see villans for five minutes. Treasure wrangles with combatants wielding a wicked crossbow and she has the power to make lions appear from nowhere. She has a reputation for a utility belt that always comes in handy. Treasure has the ability to become incorporeal and she has been known to communicate with grues from a distance, but only during a new moon. She also has been known to run to a microscopic world using an awesome pair of boots, but can only do so once an hour. Treasure wages war with a dangerous trained wolf made from water and she developed the talent to make duplicates of herself. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to erase the memories of others and she is able to deflect death rays.

I AM THE ULTIMATE SUPERHERO BITCHES!!!

(( Brielle has the power to rocket from rooftop to rooftop. Also, she is able to transform magic into air and she possesses the power to make lynxes appear from nowhere. Brielle has the power to confuse the emotions of an assailant and she has been known to view distant locations with her mind. She likewise has inherited all of the powers and talents of a jellyfish. Shamefully, Brielle takes harm from exposure to gold.


THE POWERS AND TALENTS OF A JELLY FISH.

OF A JELLY FISH.

OF A FUCKING JELLY FISH.

That’s all I need right there. ))

Valérie has learned to spin like a whirlwind. She also attacks wielding a toxic pattern of fangs that also grants a bizarre luck and she can cause her combatants to become unable to smell, however never in the presence of a parrot. Valérie has been known to leap to hell using a marvelous minivan and she is able to create shadow out of thin air. Additionally, she rides an impressive helicopter into battle and she is protected from damage by alien technology. Tragically, Valérie is deathly afraid of cows.

LOL!!!!!! I’M AFRAID OF COWS XD!!!!